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Trump Campaign Unveils Hilarious New Tutorial: The Ultimate Guide to Mispronouncing ‘Kamala’
A video premiered recently on Trump’s campaign social media channels, promising the most entertaining political content since the debate with Biden. The video left political analysts speechless and comedians rubbing their hands with glee. It’s called “How to Master the Art of Mispronouncing Kamala”, and it has Trump talking about pro-tips for mispronouncing America’s Vice President’s name.
The video opens with a dramatic drumroll and Trump himself, standing in front of a gleaming “Kamala Harris Mispronounciation Academy” sign. “Hello, folks,” Trump begins with a wink. “Today, we want to teach you how to make Kamala Harris’s name sound like you’ve never heard it before. Are you ready?”
The video presents a series of hilariously incorrect pronunciations, each more ridiculous than the last. Trump insisted on how important body language is when we’re trying to say a name incorrectly, on purpose. For some pronunciations, the right hand must be swishing through the air as if conducting an orchestra. Even though it can be confusing at first, once you’re trying to say “Kah-MAHL-uh” and shake your hand dramatically, you’ll understand what Donald Trump means.
How many incorrect versions of Kamala’Harris’s name exist?
Another version of the Vice President’s name pronunciation, suggested by Donald Trump is “KAH-muh-lah”. For this one, he insists that we should use a serious tone while pretending to be nervous with somebody. But no matter how you choose to pronounce the name, in the end, the most important thing is to follow the instructions Trump gave us in the video. “The trick is making sure you never pronounce her name the same way twice”. So, there are unlimited options. It depends on how creative you are.
Critics are divided and extremely confused. Most of them don’t know whether this is a good or bad political strategy or maybe just another chapter in the ongoing saga of Trump’s unconventional approach to campaigning. One thing’s for sure: the name “Kamala” will never be pronounced correctly again. After the video went viral, there are more ways of pronouncing it than ever before. Which version is your favorite? Let us know in the comment section. Mine is probably Kam-ALL-Uh.
Even Elon Musk joined the game and posted a video of him trying to say “Kamala” while playing with a small Tesla toy car. “Kah-MAH-Lah. I mean, Kamala. Whatever. Just buy a Tesla.” Musk is not the only one who is trying to make the best out of this campaign strategy. Other American businessmen and strong companies are joining the mispronouncing challenge online, just to gain a little bit of attention.
Doug Emhoff also answered in a TikTok video and defended his wife. He said that he totally understands Trump has trouble pronouncing Kamala’s name, so he should get used to calling her “Madam President”.
What was Donald Trump’s response? Is he ready to call Kamala Harris “Madam President”?
Trump wasn’t affected, at all, by all the criticism he received from the Democrats. On the contrary, he enjoyed reading all the comments, and wrote on X, answering all the memes and hashtags that rapidly went viral: “Remember, it’s not just about saying names correctly – it’s about making politics fun again!”
It seems that Donald Trump gets easily bored. So, after Kamala Harris’s inspiring video for the presidential campaign, he chose to come up with something even more entertaining.
What is going on?
Over the years, Americans have started to question whether everything going on is just a bad joke or is the reality we need to face. Politics used to be a serious area, back in time. But, nowadays, the most powerful political figures bring ex-relationships and personal issues into the spotlight. It can indeed be entertaining sometimes, but it’s also worrying.
As the 2024 election gets closer, the campaigns are heating up with dramatic moves for both major parties. Make sure you, your friends, and your family follow every step of the presidential candidates and vote! Don’t let anyone choose for yourself!
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