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Have You Heard The News? Mars Is Now Part Of The United States! So… Are You Already Considering Relocating?
Former President Donald Trump recently declared that Mars has become the newest territory of the United States during an unexpected press conference at his Mar-a-Lago club, an announcement that left the globe amused and entertained.
That is right, folks! America OWNS Mars! Isn’t that a great achievement we should all talk more about? And the Martians? Are they going to become our friends? That is a WIN! Believe me, Martians are good people and we should protect them at all costs. If the Third World War comes and we’ll have them by our side we’ll be the most privileged. Nothing will be able to stop us!
The only problem is that they need strong leadership since Martians tend to be a little bit stubborn. But don’t worry! President Trump assured us that he’ll take care of them all! No Martian can go beyond his word!
Trump vs. Harris. Who could handle an entire planet?
After declaring that Mars is now part of America, Trump quickly stopped, being prepared for a standing ovation. After enjoying a powerful round of applause, he continued: “Kamala Harris can’t win anymore! How could she manage all the requirements Mars comes with? That’s impossible!”Â
Was the Mars thing the main subject Elon Musk and Trump were going to talk about on September 4th? Or why the richest person in the world decided to endorse Trump now? Can it just be because of their friendship? I guess, we’ll find out really soon!
How did Biden and Harris address the situation?
The political world was instantly shaken by the statement, which was aired live on all major networks. Within minutes, The White House was buzzing with activity as Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris scrambled to address the situation.
Visibly confused, Joe Biden called for a quick briefing with NASA officials: “What is going on? What is he talking about? Are we moving to Mars? I don’t feel well… I feel really dizzy right now.” He was glancing around the room with a bewildered expression.
In the meantime, Kamala Harris was trying to figure out if there is WI-FI on Mars. How would she promote her campaign? Talking about freedom without listening to Beyonce’s powerful voice? That’s not going to work. She was trying to calm herself down while laughing: ”Of course he chose Mars, he can beat me just with the help of those crazy Martians. Why didn’t I think of that?”
As the news spread, social media exploded with memes and hashtags like #MartiansvsHarris and #MakeMarsGreatAgain. Even Elon Musk posted on X and shared his opinion about everything that was going on. He was very happy since his new Tesla model was specially designed with shades of green that were going to match the Martians. So, Trump’s speech was a great opportunity to release the brand’s new advertising campaign. It was all planned.
This is the perfect way to describe what is going on right now in the United States. Nothing is as it used to be anymore and we don’t know what to expect. So, a little bit of amusement could help us remain as positive as we can about our country’s future.
The 2024 Elections are really entertaining and we can’t predict who’s going to win. Just months ago we were expecting Donald Trump to beat Biden… but the tables have turned since Kamala Harris entered the game and is receiving more and more endorsements from powerful political and public figures. I guess we’ll have to follow her and Trump’s next steps and see what happens. However, no matter which side you are on, make sure you’ll vote! And encourage your friends and family to do the same! Here are some items, found on Amazon, that will help you get into the spirit!
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