Types of People Who Don’t Belong in Walmart

6. College Kid Visiting Home, Running Errands for Parents

Few individuals on Earth appear to be less at ease than college students home for the summer. They are pushed back into a world that feels both intimately familiar and entirely strange after acquiring new friends and activities. Everything appears to be the same, yet everything has changed.

They’ve been supplanted in the social structure of their hometown. Someone else is the varsity soccer team’s goaltender. On the mock trial squad, someone else serves as the prosecutor. Someone else is having an affair with the ex-girlfriend they dumped over the holidays.

So here they are, juggling a summer job operating a forklift at Home Depot, partying with buddies close to abandoned railroad lines, and doing errands for their parents.

They appear to be lost, but it’s best to leave them alone since any unexpected actions may jolt them out of their existential malaise.

Please do not annoy them. If you build a connection with them, if you show them a beautiful summer that completely changes their viewpoint, they could be inspired to create a Garden State-style script about how you taught them to experience joy again, which is the last thing we need.

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