Funeral joke No. 1
Did you hear about the man who brought life-jacket-shaped floral arrangements to his friend’s funeral and drowned a few days ago? Everyone was raging, but he explained his gesture: “It’s what he would have wanted.”
What do you think? Too dark? Let’s see another one!
Funeral joke No. 2
What did the employee mutter at the coffin at his boss’s funeral?
“Well, who is thinking outside the box now, Jim?”
Drop the mic!
Joke No. 3
Do you know that “I apologize” and “I’m sorry” generally mean the same thing?
Except at a funeral.
Joke No. 4
Heard about the guy who invented cough drops who passed away last week?
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
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