Joke No. 7
Isn’t it ironic how funeral directors have increased the price of funerals? Not to mention they blamed it on the cost of living…
Joke No. 8
What do you call an awful funeral?
A grave mistake.
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Funeral joke No. 9
An Uber passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed and lost control of the car, nearly colliding with a bus. The next thing he did was go up on the sidewalk and stop the vehicle.
“Look, buddy, don’t ever do that thing again,” the Uber driver said after a brief silence in the car. “You really scared me!” “I didn’t realize a tap on your shoulder would scare you so much,” the passenger apologized, to which the driver replied, “You don’t really need to apologize; it’s not your fault. Today is my first day of work here—I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 20 years.”
Joke No. 10
What happened when the man who invented air conditioning died?
Hundreds of fans attended his funeral.
