Funeral joke No. 20
Do you know why the funeral business is so successful?
People are dying to get in.
Joke No. 21
What’s the worst song one could play at a funeral?
Stayin’ Alive!
Funeral joke No. 22
What’s the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding?
There’s one less drunk at the funeral.
Joke No. 23
“The total cost would be $5,000,” said the funeral employee. “And that includes digging the grave.”
“Is that the whole thing?” asked the wife of the deceased, to which he replied,
“Yes, that’s the hole thing.”
Funeral joke No. 24
Do you know why you should never kiss anyone at a funeral?
Because everyone has a mourning breath.
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