Joke No. 16
Did you hear about the funeral home that went bankrupt?
Apparently, business was dead.
Funeral joke No. 17
Why do people dress pretty much the same when they are going to a wedding or funeral?
They are mourning the loss of a friend.
Joke No. 18
How do you get to the funeral home?
You take the last left.
Joke No. 19
A newlywed farmer and his wife had her mother over, who immediately asked to see the property. While they were walking into the barn, the farmer’s mule suddenly stood up on its hind legs and kicked the mother-in-law, killing her instantly.
The farmer stood near the coffin during the funeral service, greeting everyone as they passed by. When a woman whispered something to the farmer, he would nod his head in a “yes”. When a man passed by and whispered something to him, he would shake his head in a “no” and mumble a response.
Curious, the pastor later went to the farmer and asked him what it was all about, to which the farmer replied, “The women would say that it’s a terrible tragedy what happened, and I would nod my head and agree with them. And then the men would ask if I wanted to sell my mule, and I would shake my head and say, ‘Can’t. It’s already booked up for a year.'”
