Funeral joke No. 11
What is one thing you shouldn’t say at a drug addict’s funeral?
He definitely wasn’t a quitter.
Funeral joke No. 12
A widow is sitting at her recently deceased husband’s funeral. A man gets closer, leaning in to her and asking, “Do you mind if I say a word?”
“No, go ahead”, the widow replies.
The man clears his throat, then says “Plethora”.
“Thanks”, the widow says, “that means a lot.”
Joke No. 13
How did everyone know the funeral director was very sick?
He was coffin pretty often.
Joke No. 14
Why are funeral homes so reliable?
They are the last ones to let you down.
Funeral joke No. 15
A funeral service is being officiated for a recently deceased woman. The pallbearers accidentally run into a wall as they carry the coffin out.
A slight cry of pain can be heard from the coffin. When the casket is opened, it’s discovered that the woman is still alive. She lived for another ten years before passing away.
They are planning another funeral for her. The pallbearers carry the coffin out at the end of the service. As they are slowly walking, the husband exclaims, “Watch out for the wall!”
